When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers
My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.
When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer
Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way
Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!
Canadian colloquialism for a boat, particularly smaller, personal boats.
Whattaya say we take the motor float out for some fishin, eh?
Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.
I went on a night-float last night.