Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.
Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit
Bag of prunes: same
That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.
Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?
when a tampon is in an overfill emergency situation and needs to be replaced.
Damn, I'm floating the rag, you got a tampon?
When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers
My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.
When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer
Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way
Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!
Canadian colloquialism for a boat, particularly smaller, personal boats.
Whattaya say we take the motor float out for some fishin, eh?