floor pussy

A dirty bitch who you treat like she belong the floor

Bruh ahe floor pussy leave her alone

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floor jockey

The unfortunate soul who, whilst crashing at accommodation, is consigned to go without bed/couch and must sleep on the floor

"Sure you can crash at my place but there is only one bed and a couch. Means one of you has to be the floor jockey."

Playing floor jockey:

Host: "Alright gang, back to mine.
All guest: "dibson not being the floor jockey!"

Last guest to call it is the floor jockey.

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floor pov

When you're bad at a video game and end up spectating others fom the death camera

"Kayneth, ur trash"
"David at least I'm not floor pov right now"

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Floor grit

The small specks of food and/or debris that your crawling children will sample with abandon, giving no heed to whether it is of ingestible quality or not. E.g. Hair, grass, bugs, dog food, screws, plastic.

I had not swept or vacumed in a week, thus the baby had a healthy sampling of floor grit .

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floor of imagination

a place your head will be spiked

i'm gonna rip your fuckin head off and spike it one the floor of an nightmare you cant even imagine!!!!!

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the door in the floor

The door Jake comes through in "The Wastelands" byStephen king.

Roland pulled jake through the door in the ground. (floor)

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floor aids

Mixing lemonade and water on a dirty floor and drinking it afterwards

Tyler just made floor aids

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