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A majestic person who is kind, funny, and follows their dreams. Usually tries to make sure everyone around them is happy as well.
"Dude, did you see Claire?"
"Yeah, she's so nice, a real flying fish."
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in a bold and assured way, in a spectacular or grand way
I passed the test with flying colors.
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A species of parasitic insect living primarily in Central or South America. The most notorious of these flies is Dermatobia hominis, the Human Bot Fly. Like other Bot Flies, the Human Bot Fly deposits its larvae inside a hosts' skin, where it forms a protective tumor called a warble and derives nutrition from the host's bloodstream. After six weeks, the larvae punches back out of the skin in pupated form, leaving the warble inside. In this case, the host is a person.
Fortunately, impregnation by a Bot Fly is very unlikely for short term visitor, but any "bite" that a person acquires while in these areas should be promptly investigated. Although not particularly harmful beyond the risk of infection, but that probably doesn't make it any less disgusting.
Bot Fly larvae have one critical weakness while in the warble, which is the need to breathe air. Therefore, a Bot Fly can be recognized in early stages by a small pin hole in your "mosquito bite". The easiest way to remove a Bot Fly larva without medical attention is to fill a soft drink bottle with smoke and then hold it tightly over the opening. The larva will begin to suffocate and partially exit from the warble, allowing the host to squeeze it the rest of the way out. DO NOT PULL on the Bot Fly as it is anchored in with a series of hooks and will simply rip apart, leaving the host with a big mess of bug guts in his flesh and a nasty infection to look forward to.
College Student: Like, ew, I got this totally gross parasite thingy when I was in Cancun. Can you pass me the tweezers?
Adult: Something tells me that Bot Fly wasn't the ONLY thing you picked up in Cancun! And no, you have to PINCH it out, not PULL.
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Also known as a gangsta fly, it is actually a bandana of any style being attached to clothing, guns, brass knucks, and even worn on the head. Typically addorns gangster attire.
Dude, check out my 9, I got it on the g-fly.
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A message board or web site set up with the intention of trolling unsuspecting registrants. The reverse of traditional trolling, where the message board is invaded by trolls looking to cause mischief. In the case of a Fly Trap, the targets come to it.
"Hey did you see that message board? What a bunch of idiots! How can people be that stupid? I argued with them for days, and got nowhere!"
"Dude, the place is a Fly Trap. You've been trolled."
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Any decent fighter has a great finishing move. Don't hesitate to adopt the Flying Burrito. Take a running start at a dazed or drunken opponent, and leap with arms stretched over your head, turning your body so that you fly parallel to the ground. Crush your opponent.
Chuck Norris: "There is no defense for the Flying Burrito."
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