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Clamenza’s Foot

A debilitating disease believed to be caused by over-playing certain card games. Also known as Hyperactive Card Player’s disease, games such as Blitz and Euchre can cause Clamenza’s Foot to rapidly spread through your body and attack your cells. If this disease is not treated within ten card games, you are likely to contract an even more debilitating Type 1 Arthritic Credenza.

Very little research has been done on Clamenza’s Foot, but the most esteemed research institutes are currently working on finding a treatment for it.

Perpetual card holding hand is a symptom of Clamenza’s Foot.

by The Card Player May 20, 2021


foot bacon

When an individual begins pulling a small part of dry skin from their foot, and the actual strip of calloused skin becomes very long prior to removal. The resulting portion of tough/dry skin from one's foot is referred to as "foot bacon".

My feet were so dry after that long run on the beach... then I realized I was starving, so I dug my nails into the bottom of my foot and ripped off a nice healthy slice of foot bacon! It's like my own feet produce jerky.

by JimothyMcJangles August 1, 2018


Boogie Footed

1. When you scratch that pussy so good it makes that foot boogie.

2. Walking like you just got fucked good.

When I get down that girl be boogie footed in no time.

by Boogiefootedbitch July 5, 2016


Lucia Foot

A condition where your heel pops out of your shoe with every step you take, usually because of an ill fitting shoe and/or improperly tied shoelaces.

My new shoes are too big for me and now I have Lucia Foot.

by Gary T. Malkovich February 23, 2013


foot streamer

Ladyinadress18 is a foot streamer on twitch.tv. She is often talking about the foot orgins and how she came about this lifestyle. She is often refered to as Megan, Mugan, Luds, Ludy.

Who is your favorite foot streamer on twitch?

by NotBlazeFirestormer June 30, 2023


foot system

It means the imperial system. It contains units such as inch,foot,pounds and miles. It's used when people forgot the name imperial system.

Person 1:yo how tall are you.
Person 2:around 183cm
Person 1:what is that in foot system.
Person 2:I think its 6ft? I dont use foot system usually.

by mizuki akiyama January 2, 2023


p-foot

Abbreviation for pussy from out of town. The best kind, unless you're prone to getin' sprung. Those chicks just in town for the weekend.

I'm postin' up at the Holiday Inn for the weekend, prowlin' for p-foot.

by bruthanumba3 May 30, 2008