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Friendly reminder that the only reason sin exists was because Adam and Eve ate that forbidden fruit. :)
Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7
“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”
“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”
The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
A day where Kee Wei joins for dinner and drinks.
It is Christmas Eve 2023.
When you know it's almost the first of the month so you and your homies turn up.
Homie 1: Ay man, you gon turn up tonight brotha?
Homie 2: Shit man, you know it's New Months Eve. I'll be lit af.
The best person to ever exist and Eve Baker is also really attractive.
chad: wow look at her!
alex: thats eve baker!