Frog-legged

When somebody is frog-legged, it means that they have very lanky and/or wobbly legs. Most of the time 'frog-legged' human beings or animals can jump very high, but are quite unfortunate in the bedroom, as their lanky legs get in the way of everything.

"Hey look Jessica Simpson is really frog-legged".
"Yeah I know right, her legs are so lanky!"

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Bachelorette frog

Meme in Advice dog form, consisting of an exotic frog with a pink purple background.

The frog is apparently a girl, and states and girl situation/scenario that points out how illogical girls are.

ACT LIKE A WHORE

*bachelorette frog*

THEN GET PISSED AT BEING TREATED LIKE A WHORE

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dirty frog

After you nut, you slowly slide your body up hers, dragging your slimy dong up all the way up the torso and across the face. Leaving A frog trail, then after exiting her body fully, as hard as you can you mule/frog kick her in the crown of the head, say ribbit and take a shower.

That filthy bastard Dirty Frogged me !

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frog lick

When a female bends over and crouches (like a frog) you go behind her bend over like a frog and lick her asshole.

Josh gave Shayna a frog lick last night.

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Getting Frogged

To fornicate another.

Sounds like a fat girl getting frogged.

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fucking frogs

A phrase meant to describe any person of French origin.

Me: I hate those those fucking frogs.
j00: ?
Me: The French you retard.

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Floppy Frog

The act of placing ones flaccid penis upon your best friends cheek, then jiggling it around.

Similar to "the helicopter"

Dude, I was so wasted that I gave Rustin a floppy frog. Bromance for life

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