Marrige from Kazastan

if u are getting a Kazastanian marrige . Thant includes stuffing you in the family carpet and raping your ass til u can put a bundle of flowers in. Then the groom eats the flowers that are put in your ass

My ass hurts so much
Why
I got a marrige from Kazastan

ICE FROM NORTH

Jewelry that doesn't fade with time unlike your ex freinds. If you can get your hands on their Ice, I would suggest you to be cautious of the powers that comes with it. * Does not come with protection..

"How come every girl chasing you all the way from Norway?"
"ICE FROM NORTH bro"

death from a swiftie

the most gruesome and horrendous way of dying imaginable. death from a swiftie usually occurs when someone insults taylor swift. don't do it - the swifties will be on your ass until you're buried 6 feet under the ground.

john: yo dude, what is your opinion on taylor swift?
nick: she's a fucking lunatic, yo. she ain't the music industry, that's for sure.
john: yo, careful, bro!!! you don't want them swifties on your ass!!!
nick: what???
john: i heard death from a swiftie is the leading cause of death this year. them swifties are not to be messed with!!!

7👍 1👎

Working from phone

To use your phone to complete activities you'd normally do in the office. Often used to justify extended lunch engagements.

"Tessa, are you sure that going to lunch with Andy is such a great idea? You know how busy we are this afternoon...."

"Hey, chill out Lucy, it's fine: I'll be working from phone."

From Me To You

From Me To You is a mad good album by whiteboy Quadeca.
It released on the 30th March 2021.

Quadeca: From Me To You is out now!
*Quadeca fans simp*

2👍 1👎

Yourmomlmao from ifunny

Arguably the best commenter on the app. This faceless man has stricken us all on countless occasions with a good laugh from his witty comments. Though nobody has ever seen Jimmy, it’s been rumored he’s a gorgeous man with looks matching his perfect sense of humor. Sophie surely is missing out. In fact, jimmy isn’t even his real name. Who tf is yourmomlmao from ifunny

Person 1: did you see what yourmomlmao from ifunny said earlier

Person 2: yea dude that fucker is hilarious lmao

love from the homies

When a fellow prison inmate gives a little unconsenting affection to the anus of another inmate. i.e. prison butt rape.

MORENO: Ever had your shit pushed in?

JAKE: What?

MORENO: I had my shit pushed in.

SNIPER: Me too. My shit's been puuushed in.
Smiley?

SMILEY: (grins) I'm always gettin' love from the homies.