The act of sexual self pleasure utilising one hand. AKA: masturbating.
Dude, what did you do last night?
Nothing but a one-handed stir-fry.
Why?
My girl is still at her parents.
A method of torture: putting a match up to someone's penis to singe their hair to the point when you burn them.
"If you don't shut your fucking mouth I'm going to deep fry your monkey!!"
Unpredictable, changeable, indecisive. Rapidly changing one's plans from one option to another, totally unrelated one.
I wish the boss would decide once and for all instead of jumping around like a fart in a frying pan.
37π 8π
The act of being sexually attracted to a frying pan.
1: I'm pansexual
2: Are you sexually attracted to frying pans or something?
75π 18π
Ejaculating between a woman's breasts while using nacho cheese sauce as a lubricant
I couldn't decide between a tasty snack and a quickie with my girlfriend, so I combined the two and gave her an El Paso Cheese Fry.
13π 2π
A phrase that either a stoner or extremely stupid and/or confused person will use to describe their confusion at something that...confuses them.
Dude, this math test fries me out.
2π 8π
The Chef. Cooker of the Phash. Devourer of the tigo's.
Fry Daddy had me rollin' last nite. We were lookin at all those busted Avalon ho's hangin on meat head.
Fry Daddy cooks a meannnnn phash.
1π 18π