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The only guy that can take two girls to the dance.
Gabe: I don't have a date to the dance.
Me: Gabe, you're the only guy that could take two girls to the dance.
Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men
Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga
One short ass nigga. Has the worlds smallest dick and likes being pinned by big sweaty niggas
Person: Damn, look at that elf over there.
fuck that is Gabe look how small his dick is
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
gabe is sporty but not on too much of serious level he is friendly and will help you most of the time with some jokes to throw at you because your too dumb to know the answer he is a good and loyal friend. but he can be a dick if you like the girl he likes he is also very protective.
friend: yo whats up gabe?!
gabe: daps you up 7 times before talking.
An absolute stoner who has the biggest sick ever. He’s got 69 secret girlfriends and his real grilfriend knows all of them because she is obsessed with him. He has a massive ass and can eat all pussy in the world. He has the biggest pussy and can slurp your moms. He fucks everyones girlfriend and moms. He even does dads sometimes because they all love him.
That gabe fucked my dad and sister.
A unique young sexy asian boy that loves friends with benefits.
He likes to play video games (especially "Dark Souls") while eating perogies
I wanna destroy that ass of gabe's