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Being woken up by having to take a crap.
I woke up to the pipers at the gates of dawn today.
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A glorious variant on the famed Eiffel Tower, it is a sexual act in which two girls are down on all fours, or doggy style if you prefer, and each has an end of a double-sided dildo inserted in each of their vaginas. Simultaneously, each of the girls is performing felatio on a man. The two touch hands over the girls' backs to complete the bridge.
Julia and Malen had sore vaginas and marshmallow mouth the day after forming the Golden Gate Bridge with the two homeless gentlemen they entertained last night.
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A noted scholar at Harvard on African-American culture that recently got called out hard for trying to stage a racial oppression incident after being asked for ID in his own home by an officer responding to a 911 burglary call. Instead of just showing his ID, being respectful, and moving on as most reasonable people would, he assumed that the officer's default setting was "racist," and proceeded to throw a temper tantrum in public that eventually led to his arrest. He has radical associations with black militants and Marxists and has made many racially inflammatory statements over the years. He also is a personal friend of Barack Obama and held a fundraiser for him.
Cop: "Good afternoon sir, how are you today!"
Henry Louis Gates: "Fuck you racist! Look see! We still need affirmative action! This cop is profiling me!"
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Same as the Eiffel Tower sexual posistion, but instead of the two guys high fiving, they play with toy cars on her back, and with a plastic boat and shark beheath her. Best if used with honking sound effects.
We decided to kick it up a notch and give her the Golden Gate bridge instead of the Eiffel Tower
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just another way to say your gunna crash the party.
"are you going to the party saturday?"
"hell yeah, im gate crashin that fool."
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(Verb): To have a double Eiifle Towel orgy featuring a third woman who is laying across the backs of the bent over women.
(1) Scoop, Captain, Gimbles and Tripp’s Mane Golden Gated these three random bitches from the club last night bro!
(2) Senatio: Damn! There is a group of three girls but there are four of us. “It’s olay dude, we can totally Golden Gate!”
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