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Gods gift

He is a fool that has an egg head and sucks cock

Y u gay like gods gift

by Theeagleeye May 28, 2019


Meaningful gift

Giving a person a handjob as an act of kindness

You should give daniel a meaningful gift. "I would but hes hella gay"

by Josh pence April 28, 2018


Gift of Pocahontas

The type booty call that keeps gifting you with her vagina, but always leaves right after dynamite sex pretending to be upset by your arrangement.

She's always calling for a Pow Wow since the first time she showed up, at my place, dressed up like eating her pie was a gift for Thanks Giving dinner. It's the Gift of Pocahontas that keeps on giving.

by Maniconwords August 3, 2024


naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019


gift block

v. When someone convinces someone else not to give you a gift, especially when you did, in fact, want a gift; similar to jock block

Your mom: Oh, he doesn't need a gift. Save your money, buy yourself something nice. He would want it.

Gifter: Ok, if you're sure...

You (quietly): Oh... I've been gift blocked...

by fluffy8u January 3, 2011


monkey gift

A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.

Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.

by KiKo513 January 1, 2014


gift harpy

ponytown players that collect event gifts like harpies.
these players spend hours hovering over gifts and camping hotspots and dont show mercy to anybody.

" i had to pull a gift harpy to collect all 279 toys! "
" damn, you are RUTHLESS "

by mrkrabspooshaft December 27, 2024