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The one inch pinch of your grade
The glitter dick john put a hot dog in his pants to make it look like he was packin
When you dip your dick into glitter so when you cum it’s has pizzazz
An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.
In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.
When a stripper puts her crotch on your face
Wife: why do you have glitter on your face at 2 a.m.?
Husband: the guys and I stopped by the bar and had glitter burgers.
A person who perceives they have a higher social status than they actually do. This individual feels a constant need to remind those around them of their fictional superiority.
"What do you mean I don't get free bottle servie?!" Cried Jon. He's such a Stupid Glitter Cunt.
Someone with large amounts of glitter in or on their hair and clothes, usually this person is in Colorguard or Gymnastics, and uses large amounts of hairspray.
Girl 1: yo dude look at Amber. She literally has glitter in the roots of her hair!
Girl 2: what do you expect? She's a Glitter Queen.