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Goat Loader

One that is so wasted they have lost all sense of balance, self control and manors. This person no choice but to act like a complete ass hole. Someone that gets so drunk they piss themselves before falling through your coffee table and then puke on your couch. If a male, the goat loader lives with his parents for his entire life cycle. His parents will have caught him naked with dick in hand passed out on their couch watching paperview porn and on a bad night he will have a dried up load on his shirt or worse his chin.

Jim was such a goat loader last night, not only did he fuck my fat sister but he also shit in my refrigerator.

by CrazzyEddie2010 December 18, 2010

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goat stew

Any messy or sticky situation in which one is involved that is keeping him or her from executing their normal duties

I was gonna hang with my homies but those two hoes had me all mixed up in some goat stew

by Chefbeezy March 12, 2015

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Escape Goat

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.

"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"

by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


goat rodeo

A situation that order cannot be brought to any time.

Traffic in Denver, Colorado at 5:00 p.m. is a goat rodeo

by lewdogg May 2, 2003

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goat dick

Anything that is less than desirable. Such as a bad situation, or any sort of quandary. Anything also pertaining to dirty foot bitches. Can be abbreviated as GD.

Yo, it's cold as a goat dick outside.

by dfb299 January 21, 2013

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Cunt Goat

Somebody that is so stupid or is very stuck up or just a irrelevnt vag. in a goat form

or just anything you want it to be!

YOUR SUCH A CUNT GOAT!
Dont be a cunt goat
STFU you cunt goat!

by Breeezyyyy July 4, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goat Snipe

To instant message or email someone with a clip of you making a goat noise

Bob: nnh
Alice: what?
Bob: I just goat sniped you.

by Snickers 343 January 11, 2011

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