Give him the business

This is when you tear out all those business reply flyers in magazines and send them to your buds to piss them off.

Juan is being a jerk off so I will give him the business. Wait til he gets those magazines, and porn catalogs in the mail, hahaha. Asshole.

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I smoked him out

Everyone else has this wrong. To share so much weed with a friend that they no longer want to smoke anymore on that occassion. They are "out".

I smoked him out so fat he feel asleep...so i bounced

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throw him under the bus

A special case of "throw under the bus" when a man disdains another man as sexist in order to curry favor with or get in the pants of a woman.

Jerry's botched pick-up line was the perfect opportunity for Barry to throw him under the bus and ask Sarah to rumble on the dance floor.

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Made him do Bachata

Normally used to describe the act of shooting at someone's feet, making him or her do movements trying to not get hurt. It looks like dancing bachata.

"This dude just came here like we were besties and started insulting me, I made him do bachata"

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catch the fish that ate him

Do a complete and thorough job.

Uttered by Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard in 'The Fugative'

Head Illinois State Trooper: ...but only one man in a million can survive that fall. The guy is fish food.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Fine. Go get a cane pole, catch the fish that ate him.

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Lets give him a Hitler!

To wipe shit under an unsuspecting victims nose in the shape of Adolf Hitlers famous mustache. This is a great way to prank that guy who always falls a sleep too soon at a party. This will leave a stinky suprise for him when he wakes up!

Sam: Hey Nate, check it out, Kyle fell asleep already!
Nate: Oh my god dude lets fuck with him!
Sam: Yeah! What should we do?
Nate: I know dude! Lets give him a Hitler!

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Punch him in your balls

The finishing move to destroy your enemy.

Guy 1: Theres a guys always bullying me at school, and he's bigger than me so i cant fight him :(

Guy 2: Then Punch him in your balls.

Guy 1: Great idea! Ill do that now :D

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