Max- “Bro Terrance just said my Jordans fake. He’s always hating on people.
Cory- “yeah he’s a Han”
She’s smart and passionate, especially about the topics that interest her. A bit of a dork and a lot of a bit dramatic, going as far to physically reenact her favorite reaction pics before your very eyes. Probably spends wayy too much money on her hobbies, but it’s justified because it’s what she loves. She’s fiercely loyal to her friends, but also won’t hesitate to call them out if they messed up themselves. Generally an amazing person with a strong moral compass.
Those theatre kids wouldn’t stand a chance against a Han.
Han is the greatest person you will ever meet and ps hem forever streaks. han is a stunner we stan and she’s just the most modest and she’s a great fuck buddy.
han: ‘i am not beautiful!’
the universe: ‘yes you are now shush that cute mouth of yours’
Immature guy with a weird common knowledge, who will tell you for hours so many weird funfacts and Dnd stuff. He is such a nerd with small di*k and big ego with low self-awareness, tending to be an alcoholic, having literally no time for his gf (even tho he has none, bcs nobody likes him more than a friend)
He was so Hans coded! I can’t even talk to him, it was so terrible!
An abbreviation for “Hating ass nigga”
“Bro, you really are a HAN!!”
“Guys, it’s time to be a HAN!!!”
The natural enemy of every NOPE that exists.
His favorite weapon is the flammenwerfer but he can use also many other weapons like Harpoon-werfer, Miniguns etc.
Man 1: Hey look there.
Man 2: What's that?!
Man 1: A big fat nope!
Man 2: HANS, GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!!!!