When something is so ridiculously hard, it's stupid.
Guy: Man this level is so shit hard! The enemies keeps coming out of nowhere giving no breathing room and they swarm from behind as well. No safe zone, no health regen, and I keep running out of ammo!
When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma
I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
An expression that rejects judgement, while instead admitting the complexity of a situation.
Maria: "He seemed like a nice guy."
Bri: "Well, it's hard to tell."
The act of fast, rough, hard sex
Hey man.....sorry I'm so exhausted, I've been hard banging all night
Condition in which one worked so hard he can't get a full erection, but the callouses developed riding in the saddle makes the penis feel hard.
Mike: After all these years on horseback I think I may have given myself ED.
Jane: yeah but at least you're cowboy hard
Mike: *silence*
a stone or pebble which is particularly solid.
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