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An albino fish-man.White Hair. Cheats on his girlfriends, a compulsive liar, and all around annoying, nobody likes him. no one is his friend. people have the desire to pee in his hair and make him cry.
"It's the swamp thing!"
"no. it's just Harry Slimming."
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1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter
2. To suck at something voraciously
3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.
2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.
3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
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The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.
She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.
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the most unproblematic angel walking on this earth.Makes amazing music.Is caring to his fans and is literally the best fuging celebrity so ya
Friend:So what do you think about the new boy in school?he seems sweet Me:he is so Harry styles!!!
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A hot band leader in the band duplicity but also a mafia member, very aggressive and degrading, hates everyone and everything except for Aven and rich. He also lied to his "Angel" for 88 chapters until she found out that his real name was Sebastian Walker and her entire life was a lie.
"Whos Duplicity Harry?"
"Someone who realized he loved Aven after 86 chapters"
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When playing Fortnite if yu build a 1x1 and get trapped under your stairs by accident then yu say I’ve harry pottered myself
Person1:fuckkk!!!!
Person2: what!?
Person1: i just harry pottered myself!!
Person2:peek he’s probably gonna get high ground on yow ass lmao
Person1: fuckk yu..
*made with my great imagination*
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