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A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl doggie-style and is about ready to blow his load. He spits on the girl's back so that she'll think he's done. She turns around, never suspecting that the guy has his loaded piece ready to go. The guy then spunks right in the girl's eyes and he disappears quicker than Harry Houdini.
Man, I was screwing this chick last night, but I didn't want to get tied up in post-sex conversation. I utilized the infamous "Harry Houdidi" and got the heck out of there.
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A bestselling fantasy book and film series written by English author J.K. Rowling.
Originally intended to be a children's book series. However, the intelligent and whimsical world of a boy who's miserable life suddenly transforms around him into an epic journey through a fantastic world of wizards, witches and mystical creatures, where every aspect (regardless of how small) is magical,
has attained the incredibly rare achievement of accessibility to readers of any age.
The central story follows Harry Potter as he attends the wizarding school Hogwarts, located outside of Hogsmeade, Scotland.
The stories revolve around Harry's interaction and exploration of a world parallel to our own, filled with magical foods, vehicles, monsters and sports.
The story's primary challenge and danger, lies in the return of a powerful, old enemy who had destroyed Harry's immediate family. Leaving him marked by a scar on his forehead.
Each of the seven books in the series represents a single "year" at Hogwarts. Each containing an episodic challenge that is to be overcome, whilst maintaining a coherent plot which encompasses the entirety of the series. Every book also features the three main protagonists coping with the gradual changes of puberty and social responsibility, as their eyes are opened to the, often times, harsh world around them.
Every book also reveals more about the world itself, including traditions, other schools and life outside of school.
Pivotal are his relationships with these two friends: Hermione Granger (A know it all bookworm) and Ronald Weasley (Harry's earnest, faithful best friend)
Like most of the characters in the series, both Ron and Hermione gradually evolve past these initial stereotypes into rich characters and change drastically as they become adults.
All an all, a very enjoyable book series that becomes increasingly darker and deeper as one progresses through the series.
Very rarely does an author create a world that is really cool AND that the reader would actually want to live in and be part of.
Harry Potter is a very fun and enjoyable series. Don't be quick to judge, as you may miss something truly great.
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An albino fish-man.White Hair. Cheats on his girlfriends, a compulsive liar, and all around annoying, nobody likes him. no one is his friend. people have the desire to pee in his hair and make him cry.
"It's the swamp thing!"
"no. it's just Harry Slimming."
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The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.
She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.
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1. A sex act involving the placement of birds onto the head of one or more members of said sexual encounter
2. To suck at something voraciously
3. A colloquial name for the genitals (male or female)
1. I just met this girl and I can't wait to give her the Harry Turttledove.
2. That concert was a real Harry Turtledove.
3. I took her out and showed her my Harry Turtledove.
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the most unproblematic angel walking on this earth.Makes amazing music.Is caring to his fans and is literally the best fuging celebrity so ya
Friend:So what do you think about the new boy in school?he seems sweet Me:he is so Harry styles!!!
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