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Juggalo Hater

A sane, productive member of society who deals with their problems rather than sit around and complain about how the man is keeping them down.

Juggalo Haters tend to have decent taste in music; music with well-thought out, meaningful lyrics and melodies. This typically accompanies positive messages therein. In addition to their superior musical preferences, haters also tend to have well-paying jobs (lawyers, doctors, politicians, ect.) because they decided it would be prudent to do their work in school and apply themselves in life. Haters also typically make it a point to avoid trouble with the law.

Contrary to Juggalos, Juggalo Haters embrace education, intelligence, literacy, and rational thought processes. Haters can also distinguish between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.

Juggalo Hater: Nice meat cleaver, man! I've been looking everywhere for one like that!

Juggalo gets belligerent at this statement and calls his nearby friends to help him jump the hater because everyone knows Juggalos can't fight one-on-one. Juggalo Hater gets badly beaten, hit with meat cleaver, and is left for dead. Hater is a doctor and so he is able to stabilize the wound after the Juggalos leave until help arrives. Juggalo Hater survives and hires a Juggalo Hater lawyer, pressing charges for multiple felonious offenses. Juggalos get sent to prison.

Juggalos: :(

Juggalo Hater: :D

Juggalo Hater goes on to live a full, successful life while the Juggalos rot in prison and become Bubba's new favorite fuckdoll.

by Herpedsohardyouderp April 14, 2011

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YouTube hater

A YouTuber who leaves rude, mean, and/or degrading comments on other YouTuber's videos and/or profiles that are, in no way, constructive.

You just left me a comment that says "Your video's stupid...", you're such a YouTube hater!

by Jared W. February 10, 2007

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Crew Hater

Someone who has no athletic ability so they hate on the hardest sport by saying it is for fags and preppy kids who can't do anything else. The haters do this so they can feel better about themselves since they have low self esteem.

These haters say that it takes no talent to row, even though they have never tried it.

Any rower can say that it is the hardest sport, and works the entire body mentally and physically.

Hater: look at those fags who think they are athletic just because they row

Rower: fuck you, you're just a pussy crew hater

by GWR309 June 23, 2011

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player hater

One who is jealous of another person's possessions, wealth, success, etc.

Don't be playa hatin on my shit, eat a dick!

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

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Band haters

Any idiotic twit that make mean spirited comments i.e. "band geeks" and has no true knowlege at all of the true aspects of a hard working marching band.

Don't listen to those jerks. They're only a bunch of brainless band haters!

by BruinKiller3469 April 3, 2009

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hater steak

Something you feed haters, has to be juicy lies that will get them to bite

My haters where getting hungry so I fed them some hater steak!

by Scoto152 March 5, 2017

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sideline hater

A fake friend who secretly wishes you to fail at everything.

Since my friend Jon secretly wanted me to get my ass beat in a fight, he was being a sideline hater.

by Night_Nite May 26, 2014

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