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Annoying people that don't like how society turned out, so they convert back to when there were things like VHS's or brick phones. The origin of the word coming from the myth that circles around the idea of everyone having hips. Someone decided one day that he wants to be different, or go back to before the 'now' and got his hips taken out. Except, now that his hips were the center focus, everyone just called him "Hipster". So the nickname became a generalization for people that are like him.
Normal person: "Yo dawg, y'all gonna play sum xbox wit yo home boyee?"
Hipster: "I'd rather not my good man, for I have a very long movie night, centering around all of the Star Trek episodes that were filmed onto VHS tapes."
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Normal Person: "Hey, you want to to a movie and see the new Harry Potter movie in 3D?"
Infected one: "What is 3D?"
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A term used by people on the internet to describe anyone they don't like.
This idiot disagrees with me about which Simpsons episode is the best. He's such a hipster.
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1.A person who practically lives at Urban Outfitters.
2.they drink lots of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
3.Mainly listen to underground club shit(Uffie, Justice,MSTRKRFT,Steve Aoki,Hyper Crush)
4.THEY HAVE REGULAR JOBS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
5.they don't spend alot of time on their appearances
6.Mostly wear urban outfitters, or pastelle clothes or jeans.
7.LOVE to dress like they came out of an 80s flashback.
8.Mark the cobrasnake is a famous hipster photographer.
Look at those hipsters on thecobrasnake.com!
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1. someone who thinks they are cooler than everyone else even though their clothes look like they come from the Salvation Army. Hipsters usually migrate towards Williamsburg because its their "mecca of art and everything cool" even though they themselves are not cool. Hipsters usually reside in the up and coming condos and pay outrageous rent all the while trying to maintain that "poor artist" facade. Their clothes look like they made it themselves. Hipsters listen to music no one else has heard of and are often times dirty, smelly, and an eye-sore. They need to get themselves a cheeseburger because their way too skinny and move out of our neighborhoods. ONLY eat organic/vegan meals. Hipsters are primarily voting for Obama because hes cool.Hey Manhattan, stop moving to Brooklyn!
In a supermarket:
"Yea, um, where can I find the all-natural organic, no perservatives, no sugar fat-free ice cream?"
"I am listening to ______ and watching Trainspotting. I'm so cool."
"I dont like conformists. I like to be unique and stand out and not be associated with anything corporate."
"What's that your drinking?"
"Starbucks."
"Starbucks is a corporate company/brand dumbass."
"I'm not a conformist, I'm a hipster."
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A hipster is someone who dresses diferently from everyone else. Someone who, acts differently from others. Someone who isnt afraid to be who they are.
1: wow. she/he is sooo hipster.
2: ikr. she/he isnt afraid to be who they are.
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a person who tries too hard to be "artsy" and "unique". usually will buy an expensive camera and pretend that theyre a photographer. they usually wear a flannel, thick rimmed glasses with no lense, and tight pants. usually has a blog, probably a tumblr. seems cooler online than they seem in real life. most likely likes the movie "500 days of summer" and listens to the band brand new. pretends to "love the beatles" and might be catholic. hipsters will make a huge deal out of the most miniscule problems in their family life in an attempt to make it seem like they have real problems. many hipsters have pop punk bands which will go nowhere in real life, and bring their friends to their shows. at these shows, they will act incredibly stupid on purpose to get attention and to get other hipsters to think that they are funny or cool. these attempts will usually work because hipsters aren't smart. they usually want or have snakebites, lip, an industrial, small gauges, or their nose peirced. in relationships, hipsters will act really gay and make cute presents for each other out of an inside joke that they stole from a movie or another persons idea. they will tell their friends about it to make their friends think that theyre in a perfect relationship when in reality everyone just wants to gag at their fakeness. do not be fooled, hipsters will make it seem like they're cool and insightful, but theyre whiny, obnoxious,and weirdly insecure.
"woah bro! i really like your flannel! it really matches your tight pants and thick rimmed glasses with no lense!"
"thanks man i got them from urban outfitters! you really like it?"
"no toolbag, you look like a gay hipster."
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"Do you like Angels and Airwaves?"
"No, im not a hipster."
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"i <3 tumblr"
"ew, youre a stupid hipster."
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We are such hipsters bcuz we have Tumblrs and reblog pictures of weed and lyrics and Spongebob.
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