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A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.
Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.
When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty
Holy Jezztler!!! Thats a baddie
The list of the most holy people of all, #1 God, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Jesus, #4 Will Smith, #5 Tom Hanks
Man asks other man "Why is Chuck Norris second on the Holy List?"
Other man answers "He is so holy he let God be first out of generousity."
Man replies "Oh, that makes sense."
A member of a church congregation who engages in promiscuous or adulterous behavior outside the church or with other members of the congregation. The term can be applied equally to either a woman or a man. A slang/abbreviated term for Holy Whore. May also be seen or written as "Holy Ho."
Girl, I've got to find me a new church to attend. Word going around the congregation is that Brother Smith is creeping behind his wife's back with Sister Jones, while Sister Black from the choir is spending a lot of special time with Brother White and has been seen out with several of the deacons. I can't be around people who pretend and front themselves as upstanding members of the church in the light, but turn into a holy hoe in the dark.
When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.
Holy cattle, she's crazy.
The Jesus of the grilled cheese world. Everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he's holy and sexy as a grilled cheezus could be. Dam I love me some cheezus!
I pray to the holy Cheezus but when I pray, I wanna eat him
Like saying "Holy shit" or "Holy tits" or "Holy fuck" but this one just sounds more cool and is mostly used when talking about a smoking hot babe.
Jeff: Holy shit look at that chick waking on the sidewalk
You: Holy sex she's hot