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A girl who is attractive and popular but looking to fuck, perfect opporutiny to bone is to flirt n wait till shes alone.
Just saw that horny hottie over there, she hot af and will make a good gf.
When you smoke mad bud and your really high and really horny. So horny that your not even touching yourself and you feel intense pleasure.
I'm having a horny high right now and it feels amazing!
When a person or people get turned on for no reason while doing nothing. Mostly out of boredom they start to have sex or jerk off
Man I was so bored horny last night I jacked off till I fell asleep
A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone
“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable”
“Ew you horny bastard”
n.) the period of time after sex/masturbation where you feel depressed or sad.
“Damn what the fuck did I just do? That’s gross. I’m so anti-horny right now.”
A horny virgin is a type of person who always talks about having sex or talks about something sexual but never does those thing they talk about.
" omg i would get on my knees for him "
" then do it "
" omg no way it was just a joke lol"
" i swear you're such a horny virgin"
Anything from 11 pm to 3 am is horny hours. Anything started in these hours are considered horny. Most communication between two people are unholy actions because of the time. All dms become horny and erotic during this time period.
Person 1: hey what's up
Person 2: what's up daddy
Person 1: chill out it's only 10:30 wait until horny hours
Person 2: ok daddy I'll wait just for you