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A very smart hot clumsy person there name starts with m most the time
Hey I need to invest in bubble wrap cause you keep hurting yourself 10 times in 3 hours
When you´re stiff and your back hurts.
Friend 1: How are you feeling today?
Friend 2: Im good but my back hurts like an armadillo shell.
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When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.
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A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.
Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.
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A saying or pick up line that is super cheesy and old and SHOULD NOT be used. Ever. Never.
Guy: Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. It didnt. Cuz I crawled up from Hell.
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A pain in the foot, caused by something or other that cannot be identified, could be as simple as a sharp pebble in your shoe to as bad as you having stage four cancer tumor in your foot.
Guy1: Ow, my foot hurts and I don't know why.
Guy2: That sucks.
It means that laughing is not your cup of tea....broadly speaking it means laughing doesn't suits you...
Today was a good day,i enjoyed a lot but, in the evening i got a news that my friend passes away actually IT ONLY HURTS WHEN I LAUGH!!
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