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Horse-toothed Australia's Got Talent auditionee and joke theif.
"Come on, Australia, ya know this one!" Yeah we know it, Jordan Paris, we know it because we heard it already!
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While your fucking a chick in her snatch, take a wooden sculpture of the Eiffel tower and shove it up her ass until her spine gets severed and she is paralyzed.
That hoe didn't pay me my money , so i gave her the paris paralyzer and now she in a fucking wheelchair.
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The perfect place to have cuddles, or hugs, whether this be in front of a movie or simply outside looking at the sun go down. Said to be highly recommendable
'You're lucky, having cuddles in Paris!"
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An intense feeling of sexual longing suffered when one is not with the object of one's affections, very often felt whilst in the city of Paris. The symptoms include developing spontaneous erections in the manner of a 15 year old.
"Man, I've been texting her and now I've got the Paris Syndrome so bad."
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they got shrekt
damn bro we paris bombing (ed) that team 10-0 (soccer)
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Paris Hilton. You've probably seen her god-knows-how-many-times on MTV; featured on The Fabulous Life Of. She lives a very money-fuelled life; her father owns the chain of very successful luxury hotels, Hilton. Paris is the oldest of his two daughters; her sister is Nicky, who prefers to stay out of the limelight. Paris, however, shops continually and excessively in designer shops in order to get big fashion companies to notice her and sign her on as a model (she confessed this subtly in an interview with Elle), which has worked pretty well as she models. She also has written a rather self-conceited biography, stars in a show called 'The Simple Life' where she enters a 'disastrous' world where she has to work for herself (shock-horror!) with her ex-best friend (nicole richie showed her infamous sex tape with Carter at her birthday party) Nicole Richie. She, in short, is very self-conceited, is the envy of many US teenagers, somewhat pretty, has too much money and is however a bit of a slut and a bitch. Her favourite phrase is also 'thats hot'.
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'Ohmigawd, that's hot!'
'Ohmigawd, I know who that is, it's Paris Hilton!'
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