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A person who doesnt respond to you when you ask them to get something while they're already up.
Jared: "Hey can you get me some mustard while youre up?"
Dan doesnt say anything.
Jared: "Stop being such a spoon goblin!"
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A boy that likes cuddling up with a priest or family member, usually to initiate intimacy.
"Did you hear that Henry tried to seduce Father John?"
"How did he do that?"
"He tried to be Johns spoon boy"
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Something that happens in tylers pants.
A phenomenon that occurs when donations reach Over 9000. This causes Msico (phil) to shoop da woop and begin charging his lazer. As this is happening, Marrissa recieves a mysterious phone call from a private number. The caller says "So I herd u leik Mudkipz" and hangs up. Marissa does a barrel roll as she faints, just barely missing the blast from phils lazer which has been aimed at tylers weak spot to do massive damage.
Tyler wakes up just in time to grab a shovel that his wife gave him over 500 years ago and deflects the lazer blast, but shrinks the shovel down to the size of a spoon. Tyler is so excited and overcome by adrenaline that he puts his hand back in the pants, still holding the spoon...right as he soils himself.
the result is the fabled...caramel spoon.
"dude, did you hear about the caramel spoon?" asked jim
"Yeah man, i heard there was a whole bowl full!" I replied.
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noun
1. Douche bag advertiser who tries to reach the adolescent market by creating definitions for their product in the Urban Dictionary.
2. Douche bag Consumer who creates definitions for brand names in the Urban Dictionary.
verb
1. To hoodwink, swindle or con.
I thought it was going to be an entry about pissing on someone, but it turned out to be a golden spoon trying to peddle frozen yogurt.
There are too many golden spoons on Urban Dictionary as evidenced by the earnest entries found for Nike, iTouch, iPod, Gucci, j crew, ad nauseam.
I wish the editors of Urban Dictionary would purge all the bogus entries made by golden spoons along with all the rapid screeds that define exactly nothing.
I can't believe that guy golden spooned me into reading about consumer goods!
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ejaculate (noun, usually non-countable)
From Mississipi John Hurt's Coffee Blues:
I wanna see my baby 'bout a lovin' spoonful, my lovin' spoonful
Well, I'm just got to have my lovin'
From Spoonful Written & Recorded by Willie Dixon (1960) later by Cream:
It could be a spoonful of coffee
It could be a spoonful of tea
But one little spoon of your precious love
Is good enough for me
Men lie about that spoonful
Some cry about that spoonful
Some die about that spoonful
Everybody fight about a spoonful
That spoon, that spoon, that spoonful
"The secondary meaning of spoonful - that is, the rough amount of male ejaculate - gave The Lovin' Spoonful their name. " From blueslyrics
Man! He gave me his lovin' spoonful all over my face
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A fairly common feature in males where ones chest lacks muscle development and, as a result, scoops inward; resembling the shape of a spoon.
Scrubs: JD when considering shaving his head "I have a sneaking suspicion that it won't work for me. I think it would accentuate my spoon chest (touches chest)"
"That guy definitely has a spoon chest"
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The outside (taller) partner in spooning.
Invented by American Indians as a way to bring peace and harmony to the universe. The habit was taken over by their successors and given this name after switching to silver hardware to communicate with higher forces. Spread over Europe after WWII and heavy presence of peace-making troops as part of the Marshall plan. During the 1960s feminists fought their right to be big spoon in heterosexual relations. Nevertheless, at the beginning of the 21st century, more conservative forces brought things back to the previous order, forbidding by law shorter partners to play the role of big spoon. It all started in Germany during the cold winter of 2008 after it was discovered that the heat of big spoon was sufficient to save electricity and gas used for heating, saving the Earth from energy collapse. As a consequence, this reversed the global warming process and saved humankind from its final destruction and complete disappearance.
After the new law was brought in Germany in 2008, Steve had to be big spoon forever.
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