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The one or two chairs placed outside the dressing rooms in women's clothing stores or department stores. They allow men to sit somewhere for the (sometimes long) periods of time that women take to select and try on clothes.
As I get older, I really lament the declining number of man-chairs in the stores at the Mall!
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A basic sex position in which the woman lays on her back and the man on top, but the woman places her legs over his shoulders, causing deeper penetration, very fun.
I was getting bored with missionary, so we tried beach chair, and it was much better.
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When your boss asks you to do something and you know you should refuse but you do it anyway you are "Sniffing the chair"
"So, this woman who came to work so intoxicated a couple of years ago she lost control of her bowels and bladder in the office" My boss made me sniff the chair to see if it needed to be thrown out. "Sniffing the chair
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An extremely large or excessive amount of fecal matter left in one sitting. Usually resulting in massive amounts of plunging.
Joe Bob:" Hot damn! That was one hell of a poop chair! Those turds were piled up to my butt cheeks by the time i was finnished."
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When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.
John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.
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Every great man in the world has a master chair. It is one man's designated seat in the room. The master chair is always the most comfortable seat in the room. The master chair belongs to the biggest and baddest man in the room. Everyone else in the room must have the utmost respect for the owner of the master chair. No one else may sit in another man's master chair without his permission.
Guy 1: "Hey man, why is there a new luxurious chair in the room?"
Guy 2: "Thats my brand new master chair. Don't even think about sitting in it!"
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