Colin-ing

The act of mishearing/eavesdropping , and then proceeding to reinterpret that word or phase to the eavesdrop-pee

*actual conversation
Hey Rob did you hear about that new essay in Miss Theriault's class?
Yeah that was insane, why do we need 7 paragraphs to explain that short story?

*Colin-ing
Whoa, what about cactus sex?!!

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Mars-ing

Cheating on your boyfriend and treating him wrongly, only to deny it and continue acting like a terrible human being.

guy: hey, what's up with you and (insert name)?
guy#2: ah, he started mars-ing so i left him.

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ice-ing

using diesel cars to block the tesla supercharger

boi, i just ice-ed 2 of dat succing tesla superchargers with my diesel pickup
-lul, nice ice-ing boi

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Coma-ing

The act of going into a coma

He started coma-ing

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Farah-ing

The art of making shitty memes during work hours to passively aggressively insult your colleagues.

Boss: "Hey, how is that job coming along? You must be finished by now right?"
Employee: "No sorry, I was too busy making shitty memes about Stephen"
Boss: "You really should not be farah-ing. Get back to work!"
Employee: "Sorry, I won't waste company time again".

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vagina-ing

The act by which a girl senselessly divulges all of her most inner thoughts and pent-up emotions to a boy in a desperate attempt to sanction inner well-being and initiate a kind of false attraction between herself and the boy. This act, by nature, is most often preceded by self detriment and only instigated by girls who lack sufficient self-esteem to derive enough sense and self-motivating thoughts from their effeminately enculturated brains to avoid pestering the boy in the first place.

"Dude! Last night Tiffany kept vagina-ing all over me! I couldn't get her to shut up!"

Oh man, that sucks. I would hate to see your phone bill this month.

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Jett Ing

mr asia man

mr asia man: omg its me! jett ing

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