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The true night before Christmas. It is spent getting so intoxicated you feel like shit on Christmas day. The origin is believed to date back to the Victorian era when adults would give their excitable kids some alchohol to make them sleep easier, however, they soon came to realise they were missing out big time and made it an adult tradition instead.
"What did you get for Christmas?" - Dave
"I don't know. I had a rough Christmas heave and didn't open my shit yet" - John
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When you have eaten to much ham, turkey, Christmas pudding and drank too much alcohol and you wake up on Boxing day feeling bloated and hungover
Also when you've spent all your money on Christmas presents / food...etc... and can't afford to do anything, so you just lay about the house doing nothing
man I ate and drank too much yesterday and I'm suffering from a christmas hangover!
After buying my niece and nephew x-box games and my wife a diamond bracelet and all that food for the big day, I'm suffering from a christmas hangover!
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When you vape/blow smoke into a girls vagina and squeeze her buttcheeks.
She let me eat her out last night and I gave her the Christmas chimney while she called me santa!
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A girl who is such a hoe, it needs to be said three times like Santa's famous saying
Girl is a Christmas bitch cause she is a hoe hoe hoe
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The real one queen of christmas named Mariah Carey whose worldwide major hit single 'All i want for christmas is you' which is sold over 30 million units worldwide becoming the best selling holiday single of all time and having relevance on charts every year.
Conclusion - Fadlene and Hoelizabeth chan's career (proclaimed queens of christmas were ended by just one of Mimi's hit records)
The queen of christmas ends your fave entire career despite being said having reevancy only in December
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Gay Christmas is just another name for Halloween. lots LGBT folk I have a special connection to this holiday because it’s one day a year where you can dress up and there is no boundaries between straight, gay and binary sex. it also has the cheerful giving Spirit of Christmas, everyone even kids can show up to a strangers house and will be greeted with smiles and candy.
peep 1: I love gay Christmas!
peep 2: What’s that?
peep 1: it’s just another name for Halloween, because the gays rule Halloween.
peep 2: oh cool!
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A person who loves the winter and christmas holidays. They would not change it ever. They love the snow, the cold and everything else about winter. It is the opposite of Mr.Green Christmas. This can also be seen in a Miser Brothers Christmas.
Bill: wanna go to Hawaii for the holidays.
Bert: no, I'll stay and play in the snow.
Bill: Alright, Mr.White Christmas.
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