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I have a big dick because my name is lewis
me: I HAVE HUGE DING DONG
everyone: Big Dick Lewis
Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).
Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.
-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months
"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.
Also known as the “G Lew Classic” or the “Greg Lewis Special”, this is a challenging gym maneuver that adds to any leg day.
This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.
Kyle: “Do you have the 25lbs dumbbells?”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”
someone with a very small dick (penis)
he likes to cut off his eyebrows and likes to eat pens for a living
apparently he is not gayyyy and he did not follow through
lewis gorman has a small penis with no eyebrows
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A human that is known for being reluctant when spending ones own money.
“Why isn’t he drinking his own beer?”
“He has Chincy Lewis Disease”
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a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.
When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.