Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.

I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.

American Italian

Phrase pretentious foodie assholes use to differentiate between fancy Italian food and cheap Italian food.

"That's not authentic, m'lady, tis but mere American Italian."

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

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Italian Raider

When you cum in a womens ass after she takes a shit.

Dude, I got so kinky last night, I gave this girl the Italian Raider.

Italian Dressing

When an Italian man ejaculates onto your salad

I totally tried Joeys Italian dressing on my salad

Italian Sprinkler

When you buttchug beer and then squeeze it out of your ass into your girlfriends mouth

I did the Italian Sprinkler with Jennifer last night and she placed a restraining order on me

The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse

I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza