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Sending multiple text messages in a row... with no shame
Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care
A new way to say bring home the bacon
Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try
Hours later
Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS
when a guy passes up a sure thing by pussying out of it
guy 1 - dude you should come round this party is full of chicks and there all up for it
guy 2- sorry bro i could but its a bit late for me
guy 1 bro thats a total jamie move
example 2
a girl is totally all over the guy and he passes it up even though its a sure thing for no good reason
Jamie spice
A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas
Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders
Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature
By ignoring it
Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts
#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots
#2....they think there double tasty
#3...they think there double naughty
#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation
#5....searches the earth for a sesh
What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk
A very feisty
He is trying to be the most popular person alive but everyone laughs when seeing him, might often be caught selling 20p cigarettes or smoking down Chatham. Often known for people to fight his battles.
Jamie C what a roadman.
Wouldnt mess with that Jamie C kid!
Jamie Weber is an absolute bum fucking addict. He sure does just love the taste of greasy-ass dick.
When he goes in front of a mirror naked he loves the look of that grease just dripping down his belly button.
Oh how he lives for the sweet taste of his own grease.
Oooowee your such a little Jamie Weber
Jamie Shi is a very common name in Gale Ranch middle school. Jamie means handsome such as JAMIE Fox and Shi means Chick magnet in Chinese.
"Wow Jamie Shi, you are cool and gets all the girls!" Says everybody