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She is a best friend, loving, and her laugh is contagious. Without her in a room , it's quiet, but when she's there she lights up the room. Never ever let go of a Jessica Chen.
Wow! That Jessica over there makes me feel so happy.
Yeah! Cause she's a Jessica Chen
Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.
Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.
Jessica is an extremely kind and affectionate person with several unique personality traits that make her an interesting character that others wants to be around. Her fun and caring personality make her a great friend, whilst her confidence and compassion make her an excellent role model and leader.
Despite this vibrance and charisma that she brings to the room, she often falls asleep in class like an irresponsible school captain. She is renowned for her rumbling stomach (very relatable) which can turn heads from a mile away and is always getting mysterious bumps and bruises.
She enjoys sending others a cheeky little rickroll and loves acting and movies. However, her constant accusations of others having weird kinks is a facade for her own weird kink for bird cages. She also thinks she's really cool and calls herself "kawaii tiger" but laugh at others for liking pufferfish :(
Despite this, Jessica is a very intelligent, radiant and affectionate person whose smile exudes warmth and charisma. She is a very likeable person that others enjoy being around :)
kawaii tiger: "hey, what's your favourite song?"
jessica: "ummm, do you know the one that goes:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU"
kawaii tiger: "wow typical jessica tran"
Jessica Nicole, A beautiful Smart Girl. Typically Blonde. Loves to have Fun and not care what people think. Big Boobs, Pretty eyes. Loves to Beat up Gay Guys, if he talks bad about their bestfriends anyways. Looks innocent but actually is a BIG trouble maker. If you know a jessica you will be a very happy person, she will stick up for you no matter what, She loves to have fun and fuck shit up. She will always be there for you but sometimes shes going to need you to be there for her. A jessica is very Smart, Amazing, LOUD, tough, amazing, funny, Girl and very hard to fine. If you know a jessica hold on to her.
Jessica Nicole is the toughest girl i know.
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Jessica Leccia is an actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Natalia Rivera on the daytime drama "Guiding Light" and as one half of the soap supercouple known as Otalia (a combination of the names Olivia and Natalia).
Jessica will be playing the character of Ani opposite Crystal Chappell in the new web-based show Venice.
"Jessica Leccia is beautiful and has fantastic dimples."
"I thought Jessica Leccia was incredible on the show today. I love her as Natalia Rivera!"
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(1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton
(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry
Tammi is definitely a jessica alba; she will come out on top in any situation.
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An alternative to porn when men want to masturbate.
Example 1:
Jerking
Every
Second
Savagely
Imagining
Caressing
Alba
And
Licking
Beautiful
Alba
Example 2:
Joe: Hey Bob, you wanna go drinking at the bar tonight?
Bob: Nah, there's always a huge traffic jam up there every Friday. I think I'm gonna stay home and masturbate.
Joe: If I am at the liberty of asking, to whom or what will you be pleasuring yourself to this evening?
Bob: I don't know, I'm getting bored of the same old stuff.
Joe: What about Jessica Alba? She really gets my balls brewing!
Bob: Great idea! She's also been falsely regarded as the "sexiest woman alive" for quite some time now. Sexiest woman in the fucking Known Universe is more like it!
Joe: Fuck yeah! Now go fap off to that shit!
Bob: I will!
Example 3:
John: Did you see that chick that just walked by? What a babe, I would chop off my legs and arms just to have the opportunity to eat her shit.
Jay: Yeah, she's a total Jessica Alba.
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