5th of July

the day the most beautiful girl was born

“damn shes born on the 5th of July she must be beautiful”

18th of July

The 18th of July is the day where only sexy people are born on such as Taemin from Shinee and Duckiedahyunie, Bpgirlrose

Gosho: Omg today is the 18th of July!!
Ivanka: YESSSS!!! We need to go and eat everybody’s ass today while wishing them a happy birthday!!!

Black July

A sick ass local death metal band from Colorado that will give you a massive boner.

"you ever heard of Black July?"
"AH yeah man the BJ Bois, they made my girlfriend look like my mom."

july 9

you are amazing, cute, and a great friend! although you may be a little mean at times, your humor and loyalty makes it up. everyone deserves a friend like you! you are also intelligent, and once you make a goal, you will try your best to achieve it! july people are extremely funny, and they will try to make you laugh and cheer you up. people born on july are the best people in the world, and don't leave them, ever!

"when is your birthday? july 9?"

July 26

The day you can fuck you best friend without it being weird.

You: *fucks best friend*
Best friend: wait is it not going to be weird I'm ur best mate?

You: no it's July 26th!

No Shit July

no shitting july - you cant shit in july, new challenge

guy - "you participating in no nut november?"
guy 2 - "nah bro, its no shit july for me this year

Thousand Julys

A female orgasm; a reference to a Third Eye Blind song by the same name

"When you come, it's like a thousand julys."