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N. Someone who does not play along with a joke that someone else is trying to pull-over on someone.
This person does not clue-in on easy, obvious hints.
This person does not like having fun.
Can add "ed" or "ing" to change to a Verb in order to describe the action of a person not playing along with a joke.
You were supposed to say yes, Kelly Hill!
Thanks a lot, Kelly Hill!
You just Kelly Hilled that!
You're really Kelly Hilling this moment!
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A dude given people golden showere
Jenny: James guess what i got a R kelly
James; i know i gave it to you
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An ignorant Caucasian/white woman who fails to understand the implications of racism
Megyn Kelly: But what is racist? Because truly, you do get in trouble if you are a white person who puts on blackface on Halloween, or a black person who puts on whiteface for Halloween. Like, back when I was a kid, that was okay, as long as you were dressing up as, like, a character.
Reasonable human being: Excuse me, ma'am, do you not know history? And what the fuck is whiteface?
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Apparently something good to yell when you're getting your chest hair waxed, as Steve Carell demonstrated when he played Andy Stitzer in The 40 Year Old Virgin.
Waxer: (rips Steve's chest hair out ferociously)
Andy: YOWWWWW!! KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!
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A sex move performed by a man as the top half of doggy-style intercourse. When the man feels himself on the edge of climax, he sings, "Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!" He then knocks out the bottom with a donkey punch to the back of the head and ejaculates on his/her back.
Bro #1: Did you hear? John pulled a Kelly Clarkson on Karen and moonwalked out of the motel room! . . . She's pressing charges.
Bro #2: Karen's such a bitch.
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The funniest person anyone will ever meet. She's tall, cute and usualy has a hot best friend named Jessy.
Kirby- "You know who I love?"
Lizzy- "Who, Jessy?"
Kirby- "No, Kelly Ann. But she's just as hot"
;D
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The girl I dream about about marrying in the middle fo class. Also the girl i'm overly obssed about.
When kids ask me which celebrity i like, I say Kelly Clarkson!
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