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This is a middle aged white mom usually seen driving specificly a base model Porsche Cayenne. These stains are usually occupying the upper middle class and have no work aside from taking your children and then marrying Mike the Tax attorney/Lawyer/Doctor (who is Karens source of MK handbags, jewelry, fake nails, the afformentioned SUV, etc...)
Her physical description is as follows
Age: 37 - 46
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Class: Euclid
Karen #406 tried to get me fired today.
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Karen- Someone who tends to take kids; takes all of your assets and leaves you for a guy named mark
Guy 1- “Hey have you seen Karen”
Guy 2- “ yeah she took the kids and all my assets”
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Scientifically known as Homo Entitlementus Karenus, a genetic offshoot of the modern human, but with more defective genes.
Karens are commonly known for:
-Their strong sense of entitlement, especially when it comes to the property of young Humans.
-Their large hair, commonly seen as a status symbol among other Karens. Rumor has it that it grows in size for each manager that particular Karen consumes.
Karen society is quite simplistic, with status coming from the size of their hair.
Why is the police over at Walmart? Oh they had to arrest a Karen because it assaulted an associate.
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Karen is the normally the youngest of the family. Karen is when their Daddy tells them they have the right to be anything they want. Even though they are loved by their parents. They feel the authority to tell others when they "think" with an Entitled attitude.
You can Identify a Karen by looking for the following features. Karen come in various races. Not just white. They will have RBF, a haircut that only a grown man over 50 can love. They will have their phone in hand ready to call the cops on you. They can be yelling at you, go after people for the smallest of reasons. As their world revolves around them. They seek for perfection. Sometimes a Karen will be racist. These special Karen's are based on inbreeding and sitting on Daddy's Lap. Even though she is over the age of 35. You can also Identify a Karen by the phrase "I need to see your manager". Normally she will be yelling this phrase from the top of her lungs. Because in her mind, yelling will get her what she wants. In a simple perspective she is a child in a grown woman body.
Did you see that Karen! She called the cops because my car is too loud? She even has a decibel reader. Who the fuck carries that around!
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-Blonde mom in her 40s.
-Has three perfect children
-PTA President
-Gets mad SUPER easily
Girl one: Hey Karen!
Karen: Hey!
Girl 2: Ew your name is Karen..?
Karen: No one asked for your crusty dusty opinion Susan!
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Somebody who forgot life had rules and was dropped as a baby
Often wants to speak to your manager and take the kids. The kids she doesn't have, because she didn't vaccinate them.
Cashier: "Sorry ma'am, I go-"
Karen: *High pitched demonic screeching*
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Mid 50s women, this women swears while making her kid listen to Kids bAp
While doing so. This women complains and asked to speak to the manager even if you are the manager. This women can be very vicious and should not to be spoken to in any tone
Please for your own safety to not approach any women named karen
And never tell her to calm down.
Ever.
Worker:sorry we don't have that size in stock please calm down.
Karen: You know what that bitch ass hoe that told me to Calm doWn- you know what I need to talk to your manger immediately!
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