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Mechanical Keyboard

Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.

Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.

by Exodim January 16, 2024


Keyboard Theory

When suddenly everybody wants to play with a toy or item (like a keyboard) that has been buried under the bed or tucked away in a closet for years.

Raul: I found this keyboard under the bed. I'm gonna learn how to play the Star Wars theme on it.
Brock: Hey! Gimme that! It's mine!!!
Raul: It's been collecting dust under the bed for 5 years and now suddenly you want to play it? That's Keyboard Theory.

by phalagen June 18, 2013


I speak keyboard...

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plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq
qzwxecrvtbynumiopasdfghjkl
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp
azertyuiopqsdfghjklmwxcvbn
qwertzuiopasdfghjklyxcvbnm
~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
?><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~
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zaxscdvfbgnhmjklqwertyuiop
qsefthukoawdrgyjilzxcvbnm
qaswedfrtghyjukilop
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i speak keyboard...

by  September 21, 2022


Magic Keyboard

A keyboard that can turn an iPad into a laptop and does not have the K key.

I bought the Magic Keyboard for my iPad.

by OfficeMS December 9, 2023


Keyboard Boomer

A person with boomer tendencies when interacting with others on the internet. A Keyboard boomer will often take the bait of trolls as a serious disagreement, leading them to spend time and resources defending their position to educate the troll on the other side of the conversation.

This keyboard boomer just sent me a wall of dictionary definitions about the word toxin.

by willose June 9, 2021


Keyboard Gremlin

A person who likes to attack or bully someone for their likes and interests online. A Keyboard Gremlin would write hate comments on someone's interests/Hobbies and make a large group upset.

All of these Keyboard Gremlins keep hate commenting on my posts

by MoXoxo December 29, 2022


Alphabet Keyboard

These shitty keyboards that if you're not careful can make your sentence just some random letters
If you're gonna make a keyboard make it a qwerty keyboard. Its simply much better to type with.

Me: Hey, why does Netflix and youtube on Xbox have a Alphabet Keyboard?
Logan: Yeah, its so dumb.

by ComesToVeryMind August 14, 2020