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Originally created by a user on WATTPAD named @RyujinIsAMood, re kink your wife happens whenever your wifi Is out and autocorrect lags and instead of saying "re connect your wifi" it changes to "re kink your wife".
Guy 1 - "Damn bro my wifi is out"
Guy 2 - "you should re kink your wife"
Kink me out" is a phrase used between a group of close knit friends. "Kink me out" is a another way of saying "punk me out" of "lay me to the ground" which mean when a friend it "mad at you or is getting aggravated with you, you can tell him/her to "kink me out." Its just a funny way of saying to your friends "just slap me if I get on your nerves.
Casey: "omg!!! I can't believe you are still mad about that!"
Megan: "you called me fat, of course I'm still mad"
Casey: "I know you wanna hit me"
Megan: "no I don't"
Casey: "just kink me out" "lay me to the ground, punk me out."
Megan: *slaps Casey*
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Someone who has a kink towards people in heavy body armour, tactical armour, and so on.
yo i think i have a heavy body armour kink man... people in heavy body armour just make me yk...
When you carve a dildo out of dry ice and insert it into the females pussy then chain her to the bed and let a bunch of your friends cum on her then you chop her feet off
Dude me and the ole lady had a nice dry ice kink going on last night
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Used to describe ones lack of skill in normally easy tasks. Like kinking a hose.
Friend one: Man, this guy is so stupid he's doesn't know how to make himself lunch.
Friend two: That guy can't even kink a hose.
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he is fucking obsessed with piss so much he would eat drink and breathe it if he could.
dream has a piss kink and is not afraid to show it.
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Get your under wear out April 11th is on the way National piss kink day is on the way.
Person 1: It’s National piss kink day Person 2: What is that Person 1: it’s the day that we can piis anywhere!
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