The title given to the member of the household who is in charge of the lawn.
I have the nicest lawn on my street, i'm the head honcho lawn boss.
To be so wasted that you run out the back door and just dive and slide on your chest on the grass.
John and I got drunk and then did some lawn diving because we were bored.
When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.
My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.
A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming
"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"
"What a fag"
A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming
"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"
"What a fag"
A roller coaster that is inoperable for most of if not an entire season of a park's operation, if not longer.
This is usually due to frequent breakdowns and other mechanical issues.
Person 1: I really want to ride Steel Curtain, but it's been down since late last year and all of this year.
Person 2: Well, at least it's a nice looking lawn ornament.
A small Gnome-like creature from the Ratchet & Clank video game series. Highly annoying and carries twin swords that it tries to cut your crotch with.
John: Nice hair.
Jane: Freakin' lawn ninja!