The best striker in the world, if leon is on your tem ur gonna win absolutely everything!
its gonna be 40-0 win every game. he also has a giant cock.
Friend: Oi mate we won 8-0 last game!
Me: no way! i bet LEON MCCALL scored them all
friend: yes mate! of course he did!
Leon McCall is the worlds best striker and theres no doubt about it. if leon is on your team your team will most definitely thrash any other teams 8-0! and hes got a giant cock
Friend: oi mate we won 8-0 last game
me: no way! i bet leon mccall scored all of them
Friend: of course he did!
when you ditch your friends for a girl you have no chance with
Guy 1: "I can't go to Ortega today guys, I gotta play Val with a girl."
Guy 2: "I'm not surprised, he's leon simps."
Spreading your legs over a toilet, clenching your butt hole, and bending forward while pushing down your penis to aim towards the toilet bowl and jizzing.
Person 1: Hey so did you do your snow dance?
Person 2: No, but I was doing a leon instead.
A goofy dingleberry with a goofy haircut who is goofy ahh and commonly says "sa demoji" and "sku lemoji"
"Leon G." can't steal airheads from "Sammy A."
When one is asking to roleplay and that said person is either ignored or overlooked by another, said person is then overlooked and another person asking to roleplay roleplays gets a roleplay first
Anything awesome is a Leon Move
Let’s go play paintball while riding go carts! What a leon move!