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Lesbian Axe

Banjo; stringed instrument originating from the Isle of Lesbos.

Steve Martin was blowin' up the folk festival with his Lesbian Axe.

No shit, your sister in law was riveted.

Kermit slayed the crowd with his Lesbian Axe when played his sweet rendition of Rainbow Connection.

by Mr. Bodangles June 16, 2013


Facebook Lesbian

A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.

Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."

by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006


lesbian american

the politically correct way of calling someone a dyke.

Velma: Let's split up and look for clues
Freddy: DYKE!
Shaggy: Hey man, the term is lesbian american
Scooby: Reah, resbian american

by Wockyockydog June 26, 2007


Lesbian Cat

Pronunciation: ˈlez-bē-ən ˈkat

Function: Noun

A feline that is of the female gender who is engaged in homosexual activities with other felines.

It's a lesbian cat, you can tell.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010


lesbian

A mans top choice for beating off on a Saturday afternoon

Lesbians get me turned on.. I wonder who the camera guy is?

by Suck my bobby pin March 08, 2017


lipstick lesbian

A feminine lesbian. It can be used interchangably with femme to indicate a feminine lesbian, but strictly speaking, a femme is usually attracted to masculine, or butch, lesbians and a lipstick lesbian is attracted to other feminine lesbians.

Often thought of as demure, submissive creatures, many, if not all femmes and lipstick lesbians are quite strong, independant women.

Hmm, what's this? Sex and the City, hairstyle and fashion magazines, satin curtains, a dress spread out on the bed... a picture of two kissing women dressed in Edwardian style? Looks like I've stumbled into a lipstick lesbian's love nest.

by Lorelili February 24, 2005


Clown Lesbian

A lesbian who falls for a straight girl

Person: I love her so much, but she’s straight. Ugh! I’m a fucking clown lesbian

by Don’tAsk5 December 01, 2019