Lewis from TDK

Lewis is one of the best person in the world, but he gets super horny from amine bitches, but he is a cool guy if you get to know him also little hot, but we're not going speak on that shit bruh

Serc: anyone knows who that guy gets horny of amine bitches

Earth: Sup fuckers

Carl: Sup fucker

South: Yeah i know what you're talking about Lewis from TDK Right

Serc: Yeah that person he such a weirdo

Greg Lewis Classic

Also known as the “G Lew Classic” or the “Greg Lewis Special”, this is a challenging gym maneuver that adds to any leg day.

This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.

Kyle: “Do you have the 25lbs dumbbells?”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”

Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

lewis gorman

someone with a very small dick (penis)
he likes to cut off his eyebrows and likes to eat pens for a living

apparently he is not gayyyy and he did not follow through

lewis gorman has a small penis with no eyebrows

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Chincy Lewis Disease

A human that is known for being reluctant when spending ones own money.

“Why isn’t he drinking his own beer?”
“He has Chincy Lewis Disease”

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Speaking Ray Lewis

Speaking incoherent nonsense.

Mike was so drunk last he started speaking Ray Lewis

jerry lewis' buttcrack

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.