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when their partner
gets a hat and the jumps female takes a wild shat in it then he jumps around with the hat on as if he had one wing the they throw up in eachothers mouths
"dude i think that guy got a one winged lincoln, look at the expression on his face
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A ghetto ass school that looks a prison. Short ass people be sending nudes at age 11 . Bitchy ass school, principal be changing EVERY year. Fr fr
George: Did you go to Lincoln Jr High School?
Sam: Yes
George: You must be ghetto.
Wanna be drug lords, ok nerds, fuckbois, cliques but still better than Payton wannabes and Northside fags. Half the kids do weed and 75% of the IB kids are the type of kids to remind the teacher of hw. The school is lit and fucked up at the same time. #BakkeBestTeacher
Guy One: Got weed?
Guy Two: What's this look like, Lincoln Park High School.
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When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
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Shortly after the rise of the blogosphere Abraham Lincoln hosted a dinner party at his Cabin Estate and birthplace in Hodgenville, Kentucky.
After this dinner Abraham Lincoln read from his unpublished memoir: A Humble Man's Advice For Life in the Information Age. By the fireside he read many portions, but the section that most impressed his guests was this one, simple sentence:
"The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot confirm their validity."
For the sake of brevity many simply use the acronym ALIW when referring to this tidbit of wisdom.
Luke: Did you read what Justin Bieber said in that TMZ article?
Steve: Yeah, but I'm going with Abraham Lincoln's Internet Wisdom on this one.
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This is a school in Lincoln Nebraska where every hoe stands in the middle of the hallway and block everyone going to class which leads to lunch detention
Ex: Lincoln Northeast High School is home to many annoying students
1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly long water ride at an Indiana, USA theme park, in which the passengers float in giant logs.
2. (noun) Any particularly long water ride, especially one with an extremely long wait to ride.
The Ultimate Vertical Emu was broken, so I decided to wait 3 hours in line for Lincoln Logs from Hell.
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