llama loof

when a boy shits a turd so large all the other boys run to the yard to waft that shit

"Did you see that llama loof outside of Stonemason Douglas yesterday?!?!? ...Caleb strikes again..."

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

Llama llama ding dong

When you jerk someone off with your third and fourth digits touching your thumb (first digit), and extending your second and fifth digits outward. It creates the head of a llama but not a compelling hand job.

Friend: Have you talked to Patrick?

Me: Not since I tried the llama llama ding dong on him.

Sir adem the llama

Sir adem the llama is a respected noble with an cuboid head. But he is a llama who is deemed high in the ranks

MOLEMAN Squeked "Sir adem the llama stop touching boys"

Llamas bum cheeks

Llamas bum cheeks good

Llamas bum cheeks tasty

I boner from it

ladder llama

A llama climbing a ladder. Simple is that

Look how high the ladder llama is!

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.