Seat Logic

The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.

"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".

"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!

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logical leap

1. Jump into conclusion without being backed by premises or no premises at all
2. Connecting two irrelevant shits and deceiving yourself/themselves for being relevant

List of logical leap:
1. Questionable Cause (non causa pro causa/cocoklogi)
2. Black and white/either-or/false dilemma
3. Hasty generalizations
4. Argument from ignorance (we don't know X, therefore X is wrong)
5. Being overdramatic (slippery slope and/or strawman)
6. Red Herring

Whoa, both the Left and the Right are the experts of mental gymnastics and logical leap!

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Gorilla Logic

Gorilla Logic is the half-witted way of figuring out a problem, asking a question or giving someone an explanation that makes absolutely no sense at all.

When someone comes downstairs and asks you "Do you have a vanilla envelope that I can borrow?"..(he really means manilla envelope).Or, if your roommate takes lightbulbs from your room when he runs out because "you make more money that I do"... This is Gorilla Logic.

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selmaan logic

I love selmaan. Meh. They want me to have at least 20 letters.

god selmaan is cool!

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Lewdie Logic

A technique used by any asshole Lewdie and involves a play on words to prove they are right in any argument Logic.

Mike is such a prick! He always uses Lewdie Logic in an attempt to prove he is right. What a loser!

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EDiot Logic

The bizzare fucked up logic of someone who is a member of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and one who believes everything on the ED Wiki to be true and disregards real facts as sperging.

Calls out other people and calls them retarded for doing something that on circles outside of ED would be perfectly reasonable.

Also hating sites like Thatguywiththeglasses because they make more money than ED does.

"EDiot Logic sure is fucked up."

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X-Logic

A typical Christian BS excuse for anything that doesn't make sense.

Any Church reasoning that X-tards believe is of or relating to god that makes sense of an unknown variable.

Short for Christ-Logic,

much like X-mas is short for Christmas.

Example 1:
A person is in the Hospital, for some Heart Issues, they are going to have heart surgery. Either two things are going to happen, they live thru it or die.

Let's say they die, the X-Logic is that god needs them in Heaven for some divine purpose.

Let's say they live, then god needs them for missionary work on Earth.

Example 2:
A Buddhist Temple suffers damage from a Hurricane, X-Logic would say that God did the damage to their false idol ways, however when a Church burns down or gets obliterated by a storm, the X-logic suggests that god is testing them or Mother Nature did it, but never god.

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