Milf Pancake

A nice ass, a donk, or any other term relating to the big behind of a hot ass feminine lady. If its large enough for you to get the urge to penetrate it, it is a milf pancake.

Yooo that biddy gotta total Milf Pancake!

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Grand Milf

See MILF.

The rare case of a really hot grandma you'd like to fuck.

"Yo... Stacy's got a Grand Milf!"

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tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

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milf hunter

some 1 who hunts down milfs and bones them several times and calls them fetish

Me

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MILF money

Disposable Visa gift cards used for the sole purpose of buying porn on the internet and not having Cornhole.com show up on your credit card statement.

<< Hey dude, you accidentally threw away your credit card.
>> Don't sweat it bro, that's just some used up MILF money!

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Militant MILF

This is a chavette who has a child, or multiple children, that is militant in the way she goes about finding a man and trapping him! Usually only 16, and having already eaten the child/childrens father alive, they are the most dangerous of preditors! Beware, the is a Militant MILF near you!

When a Militant MILF finds her pray (usually rich, old and demented), she does her best to become inpregnated by him to ensure her and her fatherless kids have a long, happy existance, with him and his wallet.

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Milf Oil

Any alcoholic beverage that can be used to get a MILF in the mood. The preferred brands are Grey Goose, Patron, and anything used to make a "girly drink".

Man, I'm going to head to the bar and get her some Milf Oil.

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