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A cherry tomato that magically soars across cafeterias and crashes onto one's salad container, usually filled with salad, leaving the innards of the salad container scattering across the floor, leaving the salad eater in mild confusion, because the tomato is usually too fast to be seen. After impact of the tomato it proceeds to go through the salad, hence magical, and roll across the rest of the cafeteria landing all the way against the back wall.
The magic tomato hit Chris's salad, leaving him in some confusion, and threw his salad on the floor.
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v. Originating with the word ken
1. Can be said to have been experienced when, following defecation, one wipes one's anus only to discover that no residue has been left behind by the ken
There was no toilet paper so I'd had to use my hand. Luckily I'd had a magic ken so-when I shook Her Majesty's hand later on-she didn't notice.
I've just had a magic ken. Must be all the brown bread I've been eating.
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A magic dump is one that makes you feel alot better. Say for example you have an awful tummy ache and then you poop and it goes away, you just took a magic dump.
My stomach cramps were so awful I thought I was going to die til I took that magic dump.
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the use of fingers to stimulate a woman's vagina for sexual enjoyment
My friend used finger magic last night on his girlfriend. She was pleased.
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To provide an explanation for the unexplainable.
Person A: How did all that blood get on the stage?
Person B: Gypsy Magic.
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Something that you are happy that you have found.
"GOOD THING I FOUND A MAGIC BALLOON!"
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When you are having sex with someone who does not like it anal. You wait until it is nice a juicy and magically slip your dick into her ass and make her cum all over the place!!!
My girlfriend was a prude until I slipped her some ass magic and now she is an anal slut.
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