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Brick mail is any letter or note attached to a brick, stone or heavy object and delivered by throwing through the window of or at recipient's home, business, car, etc.
Guy 1: I know they got my party invitation. I brick mailed it to them.
Guy 2: What's brick mail?
Guy 1: Brick mail is where I throw a brick with a note attached through their front window.
I know you got my message. I sent via brick mail, cider block class.
When you send an e-mail to multiple people and don't hide their e-mail address. Good way for spammers to harvest e-mail addresses. Better practice is to send bcc: when you have a large list.
I hate it when I get a chain e-mail Broadcasting e-mail address to the entire internet world!
Never send e-mails or forwards to a large group. Rather show all individuals as a bcc.
E-mail received after typical work hours.
"A LOT of owl-mails regarding our upcoming Jameson Blitz next week came through last night." "I got an owl-mail on the new proposal last week." "What kind of heartless bastard sends owl-mails on the weekend?"
Fan mail sent to a beautiful person.
The actor receives hundreds of pieces of hunk mail each day.
A lie or fib you tell someone about someone, only to see if this person is a rat or he keeps it to themselves.
I gave Johnny a rat mail and I'll be damned if I didn't hear back from Eddie what I told him.
Action describing someone that touches himself as he cant attract human beings from the opposite gender
He was horny, he ended up fehaming his Mail
Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good