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-Where men seeking adventure and hardcore challenge go to.
-The most popular branch in the military.
-A group of often arrogant, cocky, and tough mother*******s.
-An occupation where you can apply to if you want to be bossed around, hazed, and be a fowl mouth.
-Trained to operate in both land and water.
-Requires intelligence like any other military occupations. Anyone saying the opposite of this is dumb and should realize it takes some brains (and courage) to survive in a hostile environment.
-Their motto is: Semper Fi (or Semper Fidelis, meaning first to fight)
Guys who get in the Marine Corps often brag about how tough they are and constantly belittle the Army.
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The enchantingly beautiful Prime Minister of Finland, mother to Emma Amalia Marin and wife to Markus Raikkonen. Managing one of the lowest rates of COVID-19 in Europe, she is truly the best leader to handle the protests that resulted in the resignation of Antti Rinne. Sanna Marin in an inspiration to us all, from having grown up in an LGBTQI household to becoming the youngest serving female political leader of her time. She is a great example for all of us to follow.
“Hey, that woman there is so pretty and smart! Such an inspiration to us all!”
That’s Sanna Marin! Shall we get her autograph?
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No such thing. Once a Marine, always a Marine! See Ex-Marine
News Lady: Next on the news. ex Marine saves cat from tree.
Marine Watching T.V.: Stupid women...Marine!!!
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1) Operation human shield, also known as bullet sponges, learn to duck fuckers.
2) Most useful when dead.
3)Most are retarded idiots, not exceptionally smart. (and for all u marines that dont get it, take the first letter of each word and write it down and try to read it.) HOOAH
Marine Corps Oath of Enlistment
I, state my name here, swear...uhhh...high-and-tight... *grunt* cammies,..ugh...Air force women...HOORAH! So help me Corps
The only good marine is a dead marine
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One of the strongest races in a video game called Warhammer 40k:Dawn of war. Remember when you are playing as them you wouldn't need 60 men to destroy a base like you would
with the Eldar (space elves). Only about 20-30 to take out a base. At first they may seem confusing but after you master the Eldar they seem SUPER easy. When I first started playing Dawn of War I thought that i could
only play as the Eldar and despised the Imperial Guard. But one day I decided "I'm
gonna choose space marines for the hell of
it" then i brutally destroyed 5 out of 6 of the opponents. Then my friend took out the last one with his Eldar.
Billy:I'm going to choose Space Marines!
Mitchell: Space Marines blow!
1 month later
Mitchell: Holy **** i destroyed them!
Billy: See all you had to do was practice.
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'Theres no such thing, once a marine always a marine' leroy jethro Gibbs
Never call gibs an ex-marine, and never question his gut either
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The highly motivated, sea-going, bellhops who are specifically trained to get the job of protecting your sorry ass when this country's in need. They may not be firing the first shots, but WILL return the favor and fire the last one. Created because squids can't shoot. Second deadliest things on the field of battle, just behind butter bars with maps and compasses.
Their dress uniforms might make them look like they work in hotels, but you don't EVER want to meet the Marine Corps after you've made yourself an enemy of the USA!
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