chocolate market

A euphemistic term for the butthole.

1.) He's a pain in the chocolate market.
2.) (At a bar), hey babe, wanna get out of here? I want to explore your chocolate market.

Zero Marketing

When food and drink companies leverage on the health consciousness of its customers to claim that their products are free of additives, colorings, and seasonings; or have zero sugar, zero animal fat, and zero monosodium glutamate (MSG), which could cause cancer-prone diseases.

Zero marketing has permeated many businesses and industries: from banks and financial institutions offering zero interest rates or zero downpayment to food manufacturers offering zero cancerous or life-shortening products.

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Marketable

something dementor13 is not

dementor13 is not marketable

market power

Fuck off

You wanna know what market power means fuck off.

Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.

Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*

Cheese Market

Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.

Smelly penis

"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"

Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!

Streisand Marketing

Deliberate provocation of the Streisand Effect in order to draw attention to or promote a product.

I perused Streisand Marketing so I could get people to listen.