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you fuck the shit out of a bitch on her period then you take your dick and wipe the blood all over her face - giving her a menstrual mask
Girl: Man, I need a red mask for the play tonight.
Man: Hey bitch, you on your period?
Girl: Yeah...
Man: Let me fuck you - im gonna give you a menstrual mask - the darkest red you will ever see. Lets go bitch
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A facial. When the male deposits his ejaculate on the face of his partner, the effect of the white ejaculate looks like traditional Japanese Kabuki makeup.
Oh man, I gave my girlfriend a major league kabuki mask last night.
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Eating out a girl with large outer labias, roast beef curtains, an outie vagina.
Friend: yo do you remember how good majora's mask was
Me: *remembering last night's activities* yeah best game EVER
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What we should be telling Karens who refuse to wear a mask.
Karen: *not wearing a mask*
Genius: Mask it or casket!!!!!
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When a girl is laying on her back and you're facing her feet, you squat and teabag you're balls in her mouth and fart in her her face.
My girl spilled wine on the rug and while she was cleaning it up and I flipped her over and gave her the gas mask.
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The act of waking up in ones friends house taped to the ceiling with a butt plug in the ass cause the beer that friend gave you in exchange for your help in masking their room for it to be painted was roofied
Woke up from a drunk masking now my ass hurts.
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When someone deliberately uses masks to ignite their creativity, such as donning a face mask while venturing in the wilderness or in an open air surrounding, with no one around, in the hope of getting some novel ideas for a project, or of experiencing an aha to a wicked problem.
After being stuck for weeks with an unsolved math problem, Prof. Dean decided to go for a mask therapy, by trekking some off-campus mountainous region, and hoping to be rewarded with some insight during the trip.
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